I have been a fan of the Miami Hurricanes as long as I have been aware of college football. It is odd for me to be a fan of Miami, having never been to Miami. […]
Classic Episodes: Butters’ Bottom Bitch
I have been on a South Park binge recently. It started when I bought South Park: Year of the Fan on iTunes. In that collection is 15 classic episodes – all with a preamble from […]
The Official Hefty Headlines 2020 Mock Draft
1. Cincinnati Bengals – Joe Burrow – QB – LSU Joe Burrow is going to be the next Carson Palmer. Perfect fit for the Bengals. 2. Washington Redskins – Tua Tagovailoa – QB – Alabama […]
Are the San Francisco Giants Tanking Their 2020 Season In Hopes of Landing Trevor Lawrence In The 2021 Draft?
A few weeks ago I tweeted the following question: Initially I asked this in a joking manner. Obviously there is nothing serious about this. Trevor Lawrence plays football – he doesn’t play baseball. I did […]
Do The Giants Have The Worst Lineup In All Of Baseball?
On January 30th, Bradford Doolittle wrote an article for ESPN+ ranking the best MLB lineups. I opened the link and scrolled all the way down to the bottom – anticipating the Giants to be the […]
WHAT ARE THE GIANTS DOING!? WHY DID WE SIGN HUNTER PENCE!?
I have no idea what is going on with this ball club. From a baseball and organizational perspective I have no clue how this can benefit the franchise. I understand that Pence was a great […]
New Balance Is Releasing The Coolest Baseball Cleats And Flops
I was getting reading for work today and scrolling Twitter, like I usually do while I eat breakfast. I came across the following tweet from Darren Rovell: My first reaction was “Wow, those are awesome.” […]
Chiefs To “Chop” 49ers for Super Bowl 54 Title
“Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end” Semisonic – “Closing Time” …classic words from Semisonic’s 1998 Hit Closing Time. Funny thing is that it has nothing to do with the 49ers and everything […]
My Dad Pulled The Most Alpha Move Of All Time
Boys night – I went to the movies with my brother and my dad. We saw 1917 – a war movie – duh. We got our concessions, and used the the priority line at the […]
The Post-Apocalyptic Super Bowl Nightmare-Fuel Doomsday-Scenario That We Are Facing
Imagine if you will – the scariest Super Bowl imaginable. In the clip above, Owen Wilson is describing an armageddon-inducing meteor. To me – he may as well be describing a Texans vs Packers Super […]
