Super Bowl LIII Predictions

We are about an hour from kickoff. Our experts have poured over the numbers and are finally ready to make their game day predictions.

Buzz

Patriots 32 – Rams 19
While I will be wearing my Tavon Austin Rams jersey and would like to see a dynasty end, I have to go with Tom Brady in this one. The Patriots have been here before, their coaching is superior, and Ndamukong Suh has zero big game experience.

This feels like a game where Brady eclipses 300 yards and a random Pats defender ends up with multiple takeaways. Hot take alert – Tom Brady gets a rushing TD today.

Stormin’ Mormon

Unavailable. Church on Sundays.

*Update 28 minutes before kickoff. Patriots 31 – Rams 30. FG to win.

Tommy Nuggets

Rams 31 – Patriots 17
Todd Gurley rushes for 100 yards and has 30 yards receiving with 2 Total TD’s and takes home Super Bowl MVP after essentially coming in fresh after having 3 weeks off. Too much has been made about the Patriots this week and the overall talents of the Rams roster finally reaches its potential defensively.