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I have learned a number of things throughout my time as an eligible bachelor. There are the worn-out and over-used ways to approach women, and then there are the productive … Continue Reading How To Approach Women On Dating Apps – Part 1: Cracking The Code To Finding Your Soulmate
I was running the Oregon Zoo’s annual Turkey Trot – and I was struggling. As my brother and I looped back around and headed up the hill on our way … Continue Reading Are Yoga Pants Really That Comfortable Or Do They Just Make My Dumper Look Better?
With each year of this life I learn more and more. As I get older I have discovered that the majority of the time I can get through things without … Continue Reading Blue Apron Burned My Balls: Mom, Where’s The Aloe?
“I have no optimism that anything I do will end this diarrhea and I haven’t shit like a normal human since Sunday Morning.” – Me, to my Kaiser Permanente Doctor … Continue Reading Pissing Out My Asshole: Diarrhea At Disneyland And My Clash With Kaiser Permanente
On a midsummer night in July of 2001, my little league dreams were shattered. Every all-star dreams of making the trek out to Williamsport and living out their fantasy of … Continue Reading Kevin Love And Klay Thompson Ruined My Little League Dreams But Who Is The Better Baseball Player Now?
