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Posted January 2, 2020 Baseball

2020 UPDATE: Kevin Love And Klay Thompson Ruined My Little League Dreams But Who Is The Better Baseball Player Now?

This is Part 2 in a series of how I am a better baseball player than NBA All-Stars Kevin Love and Klay Thompson. Click below for Part 1 in this … Continue Reading 2020 UPDATE: Kevin Love And Klay Thompson Ruined My Little League Dreams But Who Is The Better Baseball Player Now?

Posted April 9, 20191 Comment on How To Approach Women On Dating Apps – Part 1: Cracking The Code To Finding Your Soulmate Best Of

How To Approach Women On Dating Apps – Part 1: Cracking The Code To Finding Your Soulmate

I have learned a number of things throughout my time as an eligible bachelor. There are the worn-out and over-used ways to approach women, and then there are the productive … Continue Reading How To Approach Women On Dating Apps – Part 1: Cracking The Code To Finding Your Soulmate

Posted April 5, 2019 Best Of

Are Yoga Pants Really That Comfortable Or Do They Just Make My Dumper Look Better?

I was running the Oregon Zoo’s annual Turkey Trot – and I was struggling. As my brother and I looped back around and headed up the hill on our way … Continue Reading Are Yoga Pants Really That Comfortable Or Do They Just Make My Dumper Look Better?

Posted February 18, 20191 Comment on Blue Apron Burned My Balls: Mom, Where’s The Aloe? Best Of

Blue Apron Burned My Balls: Mom, Where’s The Aloe?

With each year of this life I learn more and more. As I get older I have discovered that the majority of the time I can get through things without … Continue Reading Blue Apron Burned My Balls: Mom, Where’s The Aloe?

Posted February 9, 20192 Comments on Pissing Out My Asshole: Diarrhea At Disneyland And My Clash With Kaiser Permanente Best Of

Pissing Out My Asshole: Diarrhea At Disneyland And My Clash With Kaiser Permanente

“I have no optimism that anything I do will end this diarrhea and I haven’t shit like a normal human since Sunday Morning.” – Me, to my Kaiser Permanente Doctor … Continue Reading Pissing Out My Asshole: Diarrhea At Disneyland And My Clash With Kaiser Permanente

Posted January 6, 20193 Comments on Kevin Love And Klay Thompson Ruined My Little League Dreams But Who Is The Better Baseball Player Now? Baseball

Kevin Love And Klay Thompson Ruined My Little League Dreams But Who Is The Better Baseball Player Now?

On a midsummer night in July of 2001, my little league dreams were shattered. Every all-star dreams of making the trek out to Williamsport and living out their fantasy of … Continue Reading Kevin Love And Klay Thompson Ruined My Little League Dreams But Who Is The Better Baseball Player Now?