Which Neighbor Stole My Amazon Package?
The holiday season. A time to be with the ones you love. A time to buy gifts for the people you care about. Presents are the best way to show someone … Continue Reading Which Neighbor Stole My Amazon Package?
I Decided To Stop Being Fat The Other Day: Mid-November Update
Weird – if you stop eating garbage and exercise regularly, you get in better shape. Who would have thought? I started this crusade against being fat on September 3rd. Today … Continue Reading I Decided To Stop Being Fat The Other Day: Mid-November Update
What Actually Happened To My Cameroomie?
For the uninformed – a Cameroomie is a roommate from Cameroon. My previous roommate had an interesting story. An immigrant from Cameroom – he was lucky enough to come work … Continue Reading What Actually Happened To My Cameroomie?
UPDATE: Reddit User 615huncho615 Has Clapped Back – Did I Clap Back Harder?
What a wild and emotional day this has been. I have suffered through a lot. I feel like I have persevered through this recent attack and come out a better … Continue Reading UPDATE: Reddit User 615huncho615 Has Clapped Back – Did I Clap Back Harder?
Reddit User 615huncho615 Absolutely Destroyed Me Today – Is My Head Going To Be Cracked?
Once in a while I will share a blog post on Reddit. I try to post within the correct community. For the most part – people have made me feel … Continue Reading Reddit User 615huncho615 Absolutely Destroyed Me Today – Is My Head Going To Be Cracked?
I Decided To Stop Being Fat The Other Day
I have always thought of myself as athletic. Not like guy with a six pack athletic. More like a guy that plays real sports athletic. Not ripped, but also, nothing … Continue Reading I Decided To Stop Being Fat The Other Day
Is Snapchat Encouraging Me To Play With Knives And Only Date Asian People?
“If you’re Asian like I am, and you want to date another Asian like I do, Y’all should check out this app…” The cute Asian girl shouts this at me … Continue Reading Is Snapchat Encouraging Me To Play With Knives And Only Date Asian People?
How To Approach Women On Dating Apps – Part 1: Cracking The Code To Finding Your Soulmate
I have learned a number of things throughout my time as an eligible bachelor. There are the worn-out and over-used ways to approach women, and then there are the productive … Continue Reading How To Approach Women On Dating Apps – Part 1: Cracking The Code To Finding Your Soulmate
Are Yoga Pants Really That Comfortable Or Do They Just Make My Dumper Look Better?
I was running the Oregon Zoo’s annual Turkey Trot – and I was struggling. As my brother and I looped back around and headed up the hill on our way … Continue Reading Are Yoga Pants Really That Comfortable Or Do They Just Make My Dumper Look Better?
Athletic Apparel Companies Sponsor Criminals – Will They Sponsor Me, A Teacher?
Do athletic apparel brands care about regular people? Is there something wrong with me where I don’t deserve free stuff? I work a very admirable job as an elementary school … Continue Reading Athletic Apparel Companies Sponsor Criminals – Will They Sponsor Me, A Teacher?
I Got Dumped: How To Recover From A Breakup
Listen, I’ve been through this before. I am the king of super-intense-short-term-relationships-with-girls-that-are-probably-too-young-for-me. Things seem like they are going great – from my perspective – and then they end. Here is … Continue Reading I Got Dumped: How To Recover From A Breakup
Blue Apron Burned My Balls: Mom, Where’s The Aloe?
With each year of this life I learn more and more. As I get older I have discovered that the majority of the time I can get through things without … Continue Reading Blue Apron Burned My Balls: Mom, Where’s The Aloe?
Pissing Out My Asshole: Diarrhea At Disneyland And My Clash With Kaiser Permanente
“I have no optimism that anything I do will end this diarrhea and I haven’t shit like a normal human since Sunday Morning.” – Me, to my Kaiser Permanente Doctor … Continue Reading Pissing Out My Asshole: Diarrhea At Disneyland And My Clash With Kaiser Permanente
Kevin Love And Klay Thompson Ruined My Little League Dreams But Who Is The Better Baseball Player Now?
On a midsummer night in July of 2001, my little league dreams were shattered. Every all-star dreams of making the trek out to Williamsport and living out their fantasy of … Continue Reading Kevin Love And Klay Thompson Ruined My Little League Dreams But Who Is The Better Baseball Player Now?
