Starting on Jan. 1, 2020, Oregon retail stores and restaurants can no longer provide single-use checkout bags. They also must, in most instances, charge at least five cents for paper bags (with 40% or more […]
Category: Life
2020 UPDATE: Kevin Love And Klay Thompson Ruined My Little League Dreams But Who Is The Better Baseball Player Now?
This is Part 2 in a series of how I am a better baseball player than NBA All-Stars Kevin Love and Klay Thompson. Click below for Part 1 in this series: Kevin Love And Klay […]
Looking Back: 2019 At Hefty Headlines
This was a big year for us at Hefty Headlines. 2019 was our first year of existence. What started as a hobby and a tool to make my friends laugh – has remained a hobby […]
Which Neighbor Stole My Amazon Package?
The holiday season. A time to be with the ones you love. A time to buy gifts for the people you care about. Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It’s […]
I Decided To Stop Being Fat The Other Day: Mid-November Update
Weird – if you stop eating garbage and exercise regularly, you get in better shape. Who would have thought? I started this crusade against being fat on September 3rd. Today – November 20th – I […]
What Actually Happened To My Cameroomie?
For the uninformed – a Cameroomie is a roommate from Cameroon. My previous roommate had an interesting story. An immigrant from Cameroom – he was lucky enough to come work in the United States. He […]
UPDATE: Reddit User 615huncho615 Has Clapped Back – Did I Clap Back Harder?
What a wild and emotional day this has been. I have suffered through a lot. I feel like I have persevered through this recent attack and come out a better man. I thought the fight […]
Reddit User 615huncho615 Absolutely Destroyed Me Today – Is My Head Going To Be Cracked?
Once in a while I will share a blog post on Reddit. I try to post within the correct community. For the most part – people have made me feel welcome. Today my world was […]
I Decided To Stop Being Fat The Other Day
I have always thought of myself as athletic. Not like guy with a six pack athletic. More like a guy that plays real sports athletic. Not ripped, but also, nothing jiggles when I walk. Hell, […]
Is Snapchat Encouraging Me To Play With Knives And Only Date Asian People?
“If you’re Asian like I am, and you want to date another Asian like I do, Y’all should check out this app…” The cute Asian girl shouts this at me in the middle of anything […]
