On January 30th, Bradford Doolittle wrote an article for ESPN+ ranking the best MLB lineups. I opened the link and scrolled all the way down to the bottom – anticipating the Giants to be the […]
WHAT ARE THE GIANTS DOING!? WHY DID WE SIGN HUNTER PENCE!?
I have no idea what is going on with this ball club. From a baseball and organizational perspective I have no clue how this can benefit the franchise. I understand that Pence was a great […]
New Balance Is Releasing The Coolest Baseball Cleats And Flops
I was getting reading for work today and scrolling Twitter, like I usually do while I eat breakfast. I came across the following tweet from Darren Rovell: My first reaction was “Wow, those are awesome.” […]
Chiefs To “Chop” 49ers for Super Bowl 54 Title
“Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end” Semisonic – “Closing Time” …classic words from Semisonic’s 1998 Hit Closing Time. Funny thing is that it has nothing to do with the 49ers and everything […]
My Dad Pulled The Most Alpha Move Of All Time
Boys night – I went to the movies with my brother and my dad. We saw 1917 – a war movie – duh. We got our concessions, and used the the priority line at the […]
The Post-Apocalyptic Super Bowl Nightmare-Fuel Doomsday-Scenario That We Are Facing
Imagine if you will – the scariest Super Bowl imaginable. In the clip above, Owen Wilson is describing an armageddon-inducing meteor. To me – he may as well be describing a Texans vs Packers Super […]
The Plastic Bag Ban In Oregon Is Bullshit
Starting on Jan. 1, 2020, Oregon retail stores and restaurants can no longer provide single-use checkout bags. They also must, in most instances, charge at least five cents for paper bags (with 40% or more […]
Do Not Worry Giants Fans: Chris Shaw Likes Gabe Kapler
This has been a tough offseason to be a fan of the San Francisco Giants. Bruce Bochy retired. We lost Madison Bumgarner to the Diamondbacks. Our front office has not made a single significant addition […]
2020 UPDATE: Kevin Love And Klay Thompson Ruined My Little League Dreams But Who Is The Better Baseball Player Now?
This is Part 2 in a series of how I am a better baseball player than NBA All-Stars Kevin Love and Klay Thompson. Click below for Part 1 in this series: Kevin Love And Klay […]
Looking Back: 2019 At Hefty Headlines
This was a big year for us at Hefty Headlines. 2019 was our first year of existence. What started as a hobby and a tool to make my friends laugh – has remained a hobby […]
