This has been a tough offseason to be a fan of the San Francisco Giants. Bruce Bochy retired. We lost Madison Bumgarner to the Diamondbacks. Our front office has not made a single significant addition […]
2020 UPDATE: Kevin Love And Klay Thompson Ruined My Little League Dreams But Who Is The Better Baseball Player Now?
This is Part 2 in a series of how I am a better baseball player than NBA All-Stars Kevin Love and Klay Thompson. Click below for Part 1 in this series: Kevin Love And Klay […]
Looking Back: 2019 At Hefty Headlines
This was a big year for us at Hefty Headlines. 2019 was our first year of existence. What started as a hobby and a tool to make my friends laugh – has remained a hobby […]
BREAKING: Jason Garrett Will Not Return As Head Coach Of The Dallas Cowboys in 2020 – SOURCE CONFIRMS
The day is finally here. The reign of mediocrity is over in Dallas. Moments ago a source close to the Cowboys confirmed with me that Jason Garrett will not return as the head football coach […]
The Portland Metro Area Gets Decent NFL Games: Week 17
Last week was officially graded as an “ASS” week for NFL on TV in the Portland-Metro Area. Will this final week be any different? Let’s find out. Merry Christmas – enjoy this low effort blog […]
BREAKING: I BOTCHED THE WEEK 16 NFL TV SCHEDULE
Big time botch job here. I forgot about the Saturday slate of NFL games. Thanks to my brother for reminding me. Unfortunately for me – I am too much of a peasant to have NFL […]
The Portland Metro Area Gets ASS NFL Games: Week 16
I made a huge mistake last week. I was naive enough to believe that we would actually get the Cowboys-Rams game on TV in the Portland area. Without any heads up – the game was […]
College Football Rankings: Before The Bowls
Many contributors to Hefty Headlines were invited to participate in our poll before the bowls. Every member of the crew participated. Hefty Headlines Top 10 Poll: Before the Bowls Our groups seems to agree with […]
The Portland Metro Area Gets OK NFL Games: Week 15
Last week was officially graded as a “superb” week for NFL on TV in the Portland-Metro Area. Will this week be any different? Let’s find out. Here is what we have coming up for Week […]
